22 August 2006

Yet another reason to move to New York

is this "overheard":

NewsFlash: Eccentric Dean of Electoral College Invokes Little-Known Constitutional Provision

Hobo: Attention, attention! I'm playing this saxophone to raise money for my spaceship!

Plays a horrible rendition of "Pop Goes the Weasel."

Hobo: I'm going into space, and I'm taking George Bush with me!

Fellow passengers cheer.

--1 train

1 comments:

Jenn said...

But did they give him money? I would pay him to take George Bush into space.